AskCheesy.com - Because not all advice is good advice!

And the first question is: What is this?? Well, it's kind of an entertaining advice column. And it's one that is going to PAY you to kick it off.

I have decided to start my own web site to throw my 2 cents in for the world. Got a question about anything? Go ahead and ask. Hell, it doesn't even have to be a problem.. it can be about whatever in the end. Anything goes, and we will discuss a million things in the end.

But it's going to be more fun than that. They say you should play to your strengths, and I have been blessed with a sick sense of humor, and a never ending bowl of sarcasm. Mix it all together, and I have created "The worst advice column on the internet". Think of it as a magic 8-ball with a rotten attitude.

Sound fun? Well, this is how the site will work.

Monday through Friday: The daily couch session. We will pull 3-5 questions out of the mailbag, and answer them. We will also try to throw in a few comments from readers about past issues, and maybe drudge the message boards for help. In the end, it's your site. I am just a guy with an opinion, and a really stressed out webmaster behind me.

Saturday: The weekend dumpster. The fun time of the week, as I just pull the garbage questions out of the inbox that really have little to offer. Consider it the end of the week blow off that will be more fun than substance. This is why it's OK to send me whatever question is on your mind, because I can always toss it in here.

And then I am skipping Sundays. Guy has to golf, you know.

What to do now?
Read the rules. Then submit questions. Again, you can submit whatever you want...any topic. To make it fun, I am throwing $250 out there to get you guys moving. After all, no content...no site. So, here is how the game works.

I have a $100 prepaid Visa card to the 250th question that hits my inbox. I will be keeping an update on the site as to how close we are getting.

Another $100 Visa card will go to the 500th question to hit my inbox.

Extra rules on the money:
To ensure we know who you are, be sure to use valid email addresses in your letters. If the email is not valid we will move to the next letter up in the mailbox.

You are limited to 3 letters per day. Don't just send a ton of junk questions to try and win the cash. We will wipe out all your questions, and block your ip address.

And finally:
This is intended to be a fun, and innovative advice website unlike anything you have ever seen. Word of mouth is essential, so please pass this site on to whomever you can. We also have a donation page, as this is hardly free. Got a few bucks? Head to the donation page and help us out. In return, we will try and bring you a fun community website, with the occasional games thrown in.

Enjoy the project that might just be the end of my reputation...

Cheesy

** Disclaimer from the overworked webmaster: This is an advice site for entertainment purposes only. Any advice given on this site is the opinion of the author only, who is the furthest thing from a professional alive. The staff at this website REALLY believes you shouldn't be taking advice from this nutjob, but the pay is good, and the benefits are great. After that, you are on your own.