Rules of the site:

The main purpose of this site is to write an advice column with quite a bit of humor in the middle. Oh yeah, and a few rules..

• If you submit a question, prepare to have it answered in front of the world. If you ask a real question, expect to get a real opinion.
• No questions about illegal activities. I have no ideas on how to dodge a drug test, make your meth, or host a pit bull fight.
• Remain anonymous, and use a unique handle of your own. I have no reason to know who you are.
• And on the same note, never use real names in your letters. It will be deleted immediately.
• (On the flip side though, fictitious letters from anonymous hinted "celebrities" are encouraged to make the site more fun).
• No threats of any kind. C'mon people, use your brain.
• You can ask me anything you want personally, but that doesn't always mean I will answer it!
• The forums will be moderated intensively, and personal attacks on posters will result in a ban. Please use them to add to this site.